Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.

*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"

by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010

Mr. Bonar

Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.

Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck

by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020

bowlaria

term used to describe the ailing of a person who is in need of smoking a bowl of the substance of their preference (drugs).

When someone is fiending or wanting to smoke a bowl but they dont have the goods - they are suffering from bowlaria.

by SPChika January 22, 2011

bonary scale

A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, then she is a zero.

Reference to bonary scale:
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.

by djklunk March 23, 2009

bowfar

This guy who thinks he's good at rocket league. but in reality, he sucks. he also is 6ft for some reason. and an all-around noob.

"Please STFU bowfar, no one asked for your opinion. Shouldn't you be playing car soccer or something?

by cockmasterlover November 10, 2020

Bonnarooligans

A mythic group of young warriors who pound out miles of walking each year on their little slice of graceland, beer drinking, acid dropping, hash ball blazing, opium smoking, roll crunching, mushroom obliterating, peyote trancing holligans that know how to have a good goddamn time. No matter what time of day or night and no matter if kanye west has his foot shoved ever so slightly up his ass.

"BBBOOONNNNAAROOOO AAAWOOOOO!!!"

"Holy shit Darkness!! Did you hear that!?"

"Yeah man, its just a couple of those bonnarooligans raising some hell."

by C. Sampson May 25, 2009

bonnaroofied

When you get Date Raped at Bonnaroo.

Girl 1: oh my god I don't remember anything from last night, and I woke up in someone else's tent.

Girl 2: Damn girl, you got Bonnaroofied.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2009