bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

by jpsi June 11, 2006

bitchfacehoebag

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them

I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!

by FTWagainststaceyhoffman October 22, 2008

Señor Bitchface

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".

Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).

by Barcelista June 15, 2010

bitchcake

An extremely attractive female, possibly bitchy and dominant; may attract to those of the bitchrake kind.

"The chick I was tiger-lilying turned out to be one heavenly bitchcake!"

by Dickcheeseburger! July 4, 2006

bitchface

A face that somebody gives when they are angry/annoyed/irritated. Meant to ward off any bystanders who will further bother said person. This is a look that can kill, if need be.

"Shit don't look over there, girl got a badass bitchface on!"

by a_real_bitch March 31, 2009

bobby bitchcake

the epitome of bitches. the softest form of weak-sauce known to mankind. bobby bitchcakes are known to flop, pussy-out, and/or flake for little to no reason at all. they accept their status as a bitchcake and has given up on any form of respect from their peers.

Han Youl is refusing to go camping because he's tired of being tired. What a bobby bitchcake!

by man in the woods May 16, 2016

Bitchfacehoe

A derogatory term, usually meaning a mix between bitch and hoe with the word face inbetween for added effect.

Pronounced the way the combined words sound when separated. Also pronounced Bitch-fah-say-hoo.

I tell you, that kid Trace is a bitchfacehoe.

by Ugafug U. October 29, 2007