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botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire
The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'
by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011
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Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.
"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."
by Troy M. December 18, 2005
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botanical Jesus

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !
by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005
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Botanical

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation
"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"
by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011
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botanicide

Eating seeds is botanicide. Millions of future plants will never sprout because of what you did!
by SinApodo August 5, 2012
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