the bosten red sock is when having anal sex with a women you stick the penis in the anus without any lube and in the out stroke the inner linning of the anus retracts around the penis there for looking like a red sock !
carl was fucking erin from behind when he decided to slip it in her ass without lube and finding he soon had a bosten red sock on his penis !
by casey thompson May 27, 2006
Get the bosten red sock mug.(n.) When an average joe finds himself in the presence of three hot chicks, he is escalated to bosley status. This term originates from the popular 70's TV show "Charlie's Angels", in which the nondescript, raspy-voiced Bosley character spends episodes hanging out with three spankable, but otherwise untalented, detective babes.
Water cooler convo--
Finance guy: "Dude, did you go to lunch with the three hot auditor chicks from Deloitte? You are such a bosley!"
IT guy: "Affirmative, they respect me for my mind."
Finance guy: "What did you talk about?"
IT guy: "Oh nothing, they just took turns giving me a rusty trombone because IT guys are pimps!"
Finance guy: "High five"
Finance guy: "Dude, did you go to lunch with the three hot auditor chicks from Deloitte? You are such a bosley!"
IT guy: "Affirmative, they respect me for my mind."
Finance guy: "What did you talk about?"
IT guy: "Oh nothing, they just took turns giving me a rusty trombone because IT guys are pimps!"
Finance guy: "High five"
by c-you-nit January 9, 2009
Get the Bosley mug.An incredibly sweet, kind hearted, dedicated boy who does anything to please others. He'll make you smile with every word he speaks and continuously takes your breath away. Did I mention how cute he was?
by MauiWowi June 29, 2013
Get the Bosten mug.the envy of both men and women. a brilliant person with more sex appeal than the Victoria's Secret catalog.
"Did you feel that? I just dilated. I think a bolen just walked in the room."
"Yea I totally got that vibe, my panties are soaking wet. There she is - bolen."
"Yea I totally got that vibe, my panties are soaking wet. There she is - bolen."
by JillianJones November 11, 2006
Get the bolen mug.When someone leans down and finds themselves staring at the ground and all of a sudden a tornado steals their attic.
by CrazyBollen February 10, 2010
Get the Bollen mug.quicker and COOLER way of saying "sorry boss", this is more witty and leaves the other person stunned with the utter coolness of this word. For every type of person to use.
by Alex54321 June 24, 2008
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