Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
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Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.
Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.
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"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
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1. I'm tired of getting arrested because of these cheap ass baggies. Where are my pottles bottles?
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3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
2. My herb stay's fresher in these pottles bottles.
3. No odor is escaping because I use my pottles bottles!
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