border patrol personality 

the type of person who takes offense at the least injustice, slight, or bad turn of events, whether it be against him, or he happens to just be walking or driving by and notices it. he then confronts the situation either verbally, physically, or both. luckily this often occurs in physically smaller people. these people were usually bullied, beaten, or belittled when young and are often very intelligent with great, though sick, senses of humor, and well liked for exactly all of these reasons.

often these people are absolutely correct. they just overreact

the movie "anger management" has many good examples of a border patrol personality

border patrol personality by mr snatchural June 11, 2007

canadian border patrol 

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.

Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.

canadian border patrol by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006

Canadian Border Patrol 

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.

Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*

Canadian Border Patrol by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008

Boarder Patrol 

Default restrictions in place on message boards that keep users from accessing off-limits areas of the board.

"Balls. I tried to lurk the Members Only board without registering, but got shut down by the Boarder Patrol.

Boarder Patrol by Hikken October 4, 2007

Boarder Patroled 

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back

The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled

Boarder Patroled by Justketchup May 29, 2020