Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

boofart

A fart that sneaks up on you.

"Stern just had a boofart, it came out of no where!"

by EaglesDawgs August 16, 2009

Boofdad

A middle-aged man with flatulence.

Derived from the word 'Boof' being slang for fart.

"Did Bob just fart again?? What a Boofdad!"

by noodles. October 30, 2020

Boof it

The act of consuming drugs through the sticking of said drugs up the anus and into the rectum to allow for better absorption of the substance.

"BOOF IT"

Prior to sticking heroin up his ass, John exclaimed, "I'm going to boof this H right here."

by An Absolute Retard April 19, 2017

Boofh

When someone is acting very out of line

To act fake to your homies
To do something disrespectful

Curtis payed for Joel’s dinner last time but when it was his turn to pay he ran out leaving Curtis to pay again so Curtis called Joel Boofh

by King Curt April 2, 2019

Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS)

A syndrome in which the affected show signs of abnormally stupid, or boofy behavior. BAS is commonly genetically inherited from the ancient gnomic "boof-like" ancestors of booftopia. As of now there are no known cures other than public humiliation or exile.

Sam: god, Jason is acting so weird lately.
Hamlet: don’t be so hard on him, he has Boof Ass Syndrome (BAS).
Sam: omg I had no clue!

by Hamsanitizer September 22, 2019

Pass the boof

A derogatory term often seen as contreversial, to pass the marijuana to a fellow gangmember or friend.

"aye yo Frank, im tryna get this bread member, pass the boof"

by ayo frank!!! September 25, 2018