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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
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pass the boof 

A phrase typically used to ask for a hit of another person's marijuana cigarette (blunt, MJ stick). Usually, the other person replies with a negative response.
Person 1: Pass the boof
Person 2: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pass the boof by le zoink December 14, 2018

Boof Broth 

(n): the chief delicacy of Georgetown Prep, boof broth is prepared by bottling the excess liquid which is expelled from the body during boofing, also known as butt-chugging, into an airtight mason jar. The liquid is then kept slightly above room temperature (72-76 F) for no less than three days or until the top layer has congealed. The membrane is then punctured so that the broth can be extracted from below.

The resulting boof broth is finally used as a substitute for chicken broth or served on its own.
I'm not feeling too hot, B-Kav, could you make me some chicken noodle soup with boof broth?
Boof Broth by @realBrettKavanaugh January 11, 2020
Bastard Operator From Hell. We all know the bitter, secluded system administrator that is so sick of people pestering him that he would all too eagerly delete all your accounts, just because he can. BOFHs are usually operators long enough in the business to have lost all sense of respect for the maggots that keep calling him about their broken computers.

Do not anger the BOFH, for he has root access.
Shit! The damn BOFH changed my passwords again!
BOFH by Fluid August 29, 2003

Boof Troop 

Guy #1: don't look now but here comes the Boof Troop.

Guy #2: shit lets get the fuck out of here!

Guy #3: WTF is the Boof Troop!?!?

Booch Block

Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."
I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.

You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
Booch Block by Mista Mase December 4, 2017