Bootysmasher

One who completely destroys any anus he sexually encounters.

Margret: Oww!! I've anally fornicated before but you have completely ripped apart my anus!

Pablo: Jyes. I guess jyou can call me El Bootysmasher.

Margret: Oh, you' re so smooth. Your swag is confirmed. Please, Tear me a new one!

Pablo: I believe i just did....

by SychoSurge January 11, 2009

Boothism

1. Putting down other people's ideas solely on the basis that they are not your own.

2. Ignoring a glaring problem to opine on a mundane detail on a subject for which you have no business being involved.

1. I did NOT come up with that solution, it is GARBAGE.

2. Man #1: Help me get these kids off the bridge before it falls?

Man #2: Did they use water based paint for the hand rails on that bridge? An oil based paint should have been used, it provides superior performance in an outdoor environment. What moron used a water based paint?

Man #1: Boothism 101.

by Superdragout February 3, 2010

bootyism

Bootyism is a up in coming religion. This religion follows the booty it's self in which is a gift from Lenny. Lenny is also know commonly as the booty face and found in the song "give me the booty" one of the first known odes to our mighty booty god. One of the main holla days (holidays but cooler) is on September 12th that is when we celebrate our birthing from the womb of Lenny, this day is to be devoted to booty popping and adding things to our booty shrines. Bootyism is your devotion and love of butts no matter how flat or round the booty got loves every booty. Big, small, round, flat, saggy, perky and maybe even triangular Lenny the booty god loves them all

I am a bootyist because I follow bootyism

by Trianglebooty August 1, 2016

Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

by Steve January 6, 2003

Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.

Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here

by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009

boothism

The ability to provoke hatred in others simply by being yourself.

Man, that dude excels at Boothism. Makes me wanna Booth his ass.

by John Rotton January 19, 2004