boot-scoot booty

Reverse cowgirl, but she is drunk and acting like a starfish between the sheets. The booty and boots make a clapping sound. No towel under the door. Clearly the roommates can hear the clapping from the other room.

Dat bitch drank so much she tried to Boot-scoot booty me.

boot-scoot booty by Evelyn seine December 20, 2022

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Corolla Boot Scoot

After a heavy night of drinking the boy throws up all over the girls ass. He then proceeds to use the throw up as lube and does her anally. All of this must be done in the back of a small or compact car for the optimal sexcapade

We were so wasted last night, we corolla boot scooted for three hours.

Corolla Boot Scoot by MagHanJes March 13, 2009

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boot n scoot

vomiting at a residence other than your own and then leaving before anyone notices.

That new years eve party was awesome until Rachel pulled the old boot n scoot.

boot n scoot by phantomxx January 2, 2010

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Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010