Bortzy

A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.

“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”

“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”

by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020

Boortzed

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.

After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.

by M. Anthony Tarone April 17, 2008

BOOTZ

Is added to a statement to give emphasis to a word.

He: I'm hungry
Me: I'm hungry Bootz!

by LadyLioness September 21, 2020

boort

One of the phrases used at whitefish bay commonly used when teachers walk out of rooms or in the hallway.

Overused term along with "06 run this" and "bookworm!"

Teacher leaves room....

"BOOOORT!!!"

Teacher hears it, comes back and yells.

by umokyeano June 11, 2006

bortz

The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.

Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!

by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004

Boortmeerbeek

a township in belgium full of skater boys that smell bad those boys usually use cancer as an insult and can't fight and they only change underwears by the week

omg those guys are so gettho they must be from Boortmeerbeek

by jjoon April 2, 2022

bootz

Used in order to exclaim your agreement to something in a coversation that was just said.

First said by Miss Ericka Toure Aviance and is now being taken all over the gay community through the Gay Pimpin's with Jonny McGovern podcast.

"Girl, that tranny sure is turning it out!"

"Bootz!"

by Zuri W. September 18, 2008