Goonscrolling

Scrolling on downbad instagram while hitting a nasty, sticky goonsesh with da boys.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks.

by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

Goonscrolling

Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks; he had no more cockshots left.

by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

Goonscrolling

The act of watching short porn videos repeatedly and gooning. This will cause an infinite loop of scrolling through porn, Goonscrolling. Similar to boonscrolling and doomscrolling.

Person 1: Bro I gooned and scrolled on x hamster for hours last night.
Person 2: Sounds like you were goonscrolling king.

by Uk911 May 30, 2024

Goonscrolling

its where you edge while scrolling on social media, and when you find something good, you GOON.

"Dude I was Goonscrolling a girl on my insta last night"

by nsnzbl June 5, 2024

Bloomscrolling

Scrolling through social media for good news where the more you look through it the more faith you have in humanity.

I don't doomscroll for hours, instead I go bloomscrolling so that I feel better about the world

by Shadow_Marionette September 12, 2025

Goonscrolling

doomscrolling but watching porn, watching porn passively

Driving and goonscrolling, watching porn while driving

by dr.supernut November 21, 2025