book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

Book Museum

Library.

"Have you been to the new library?"
"Oh, you mean the book museum?"

by jackola March 14, 2009

book mouth

Relating to a fellatious woman. A skank, whore, ho, prostitute, chickenhead, etc.

That book mouth tramp can suck a golfball through a garden hose.

by Mike October 9, 2004

book mark

the person who sits on the bench in hockey the whole game that seperates the forwards and defense

hes such a fucking book mark, that i always can tell whos forward and defense.

by Amanda Sylvana Smith May 10, 2008

Book Model

Book Model

Book Model - A person that looks like a model on facebook, but is ugly in person.

Book Model

She looks like Tyra Banks on facebook, but in person she looks more like Carlton Banks.

by Bigg Budd June 28, 2011

book mark

A small piece of toilet paper or tissue placed between two pages of a book.

someone in bathroom: hey i need something to keep my place in this book!

by Glitch July 20, 2004

Book Me

Describes using one of the built in communication methods of facebook.com to communicate an item to you.

Awesome - well book me the details of the party and I'll be there.

by aaron102degrees August 5, 2008