Bulging Boogeyman

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.

As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman

by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019

boogeyman

n - A wrestler who came out of the WWE writing team's closet to hunt down their bad storylines.

WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito.
(enter Boogeyman)

Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA!

(Audience cheers)

by Monk of Justice December 28, 2005

boogeyman

When a guy is getting a gal up the booty with his ding-a-ling and one of his guy friends, who has been waiting in the closet, sneaks up and puts his ding-a-ling in immediately after the 1st guy "accidentally" pulls out. Then the 1st guy sneaks runs outside and knocks on the window to inform his gal that she has received the boogeyman. This act is used to pay a bitch back or to get a lonely friend some ass.

Guy: Hey (place guys name here), do you want to give (place girls name here) the boogeyman tonight?

Friend: Yes, I'd love to stick my "D" in her "B"...lets do it!

by H-town Crew March 12, 2008

Boogeyman Island

A wonderous place in the south pacific that has many boogeymonsters and little boys for them to molest and possibly eat them after the molesting.

The boogeymonster molested victor at boogeyman island, but did not eat him. This was not the first time this happened.

by boogeymonster5000 July 13, 2009

bin Boogeyman

A mythical creature, a creation of the neocon war party and its lapdog media, which appears on grainy videos every few months to frighten the public into submission to their neocon overlords and into support of illegal wars in the Middle East.

Oh, look! Bin Boogeyman is threatening more attacks against innocent civilians. I need to get more plastic flags to fly from my SUV to show support for this never ending war.

by Kopernikus August 6, 2010

Boogeyman

The act of simultaneous performing cunnilingus on a female and massaging her breasts while making a slurping, boogey-like noise with your mouth. It appears as if you're the boogey man waving his arms and making noises in an attempt to scare someone.

Joe: "Dude that girl was hot, did you eat her out?"

Mike: "Hell yeah dude, I did the boogeyman!"

Joe: "I thought I heard some scary noises!"

by trapperjack69 April 26, 2014

boogeyman

When a single person, or a group of people hide under the bed while another party takes part in sexual activity. In most cases, the guy is aware of what is taking place, while the girl is completely oblivious.

My girlfriend is coming to my room. You guys should boogeyman us while we have sex.

by murdamurda January 29, 2010