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Bonedog

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.
"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"
by horny seeker February 21, 2021
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Ken Boned

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.
You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.
by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016
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Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
by fat obese lady August 1, 2022
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mind boned

to extremely confuse someone so bad that as it their mind was being boned by the statement or action they just heard or saw;
the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).
by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011
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Bonedigger

Noun: 1. A person who did something stupid, dumb, unsmart, or filthy.

A term used by the rosemount, mn cross country and track team members and alumni. Tends to be used in a friendly way but can also be used to insult somebody nobody likes.
That Bonedigger just ran his first lap in a 62, hes gonna burnout. Or. That bonedigger pounded 5 mcdoubles before his race.
by Rosemount Miler July 29, 2012
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Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.
I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.
by edsheerans_lazyeye October 1, 2021
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bonse aba

The most insane insult ever created.
Carson - "Good job guys."
Ms. Karam - "Carson, do you think what you have to say is more important than what I have to say?"
Jake - "Carson got bonse aba-ed."
by nevinjoyce October 2, 2018
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