by Jon McStoneson September 7, 2007
Get the bongity mug.A complex disorder or group of disorders which can manifest from owning too many (or too few) CDs, Records or MP3s.
Also it is often experienced by DJs at clubs when unfamiliar with someone else's record collection.
Symptoms include mild panic attacks brought on by being 5/6 the way into the final song on a playlist and not being able to find a suitable follow up; not enjoying any of the music you choose because you are too busy creating the playlist;
Having badly organised songs, remembering a really great tune to play then being confronted with a file named 'Unknown Artist - Track 4.rm' and not knowing if it's the right song or even if it will play on iTunes.
All these can lead to an unusual amount of alcohol consumption by the DJ, followed by Bon Jovi, YMCA and Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.
Also it is often experienced by DJs at clubs when unfamiliar with someone else's record collection.
Symptoms include mild panic attacks brought on by being 5/6 the way into the final song on a playlist and not being able to find a suitable follow up; not enjoying any of the music you choose because you are too busy creating the playlist;
Having badly organised songs, remembering a really great tune to play then being confronted with a file named 'Unknown Artist - Track 4.rm' and not knowing if it's the right song or even if it will play on iTunes.
All these can lead to an unusual amount of alcohol consumption by the DJ, followed by Bon Jovi, YMCA and Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.
Dancing girl: 'You got anything by 'Sick Boys Club'?
DJ: Who? Man I'm busy can you, like, write it down or something?
Dancing girl: Hey I got the CD here, now chill out...
DJ: Yeah sorry I can't find anything good to go next, just a touch of songxiety, pass it over.
DJ: Who? Man I'm busy can you, like, write it down or something?
Dancing girl: Hey I got the CD here, now chill out...
DJ: Yeah sorry I can't find anything good to go next, just a touch of songxiety, pass it over.
by sickfiction June 3, 2011
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Also, Banxious
Also, Banxious
Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.
by Silverstoned September 30, 2004
Get the Banxiety mug.The feeling of boredom mixed with anxiety, often caused by having nothing to do while waiting for the outcome of a future event with important consequences (e.g. waiting for a surgery to finish, test results, job call-backs).
"FML. Watching this new show but can't even enjoy it cause I've such crazy borexiety from waiting for my LSAT score."
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Get the bangxiety mug.The fear held by many male students that they left a porn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in class it may be: A) seen by others (bad); B) start playing (worse); or C) start playing very loudly (worst). The fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.
"I had such bangxiety in Econ today. I checked that I had closed out of Youporn twice last night, but ever since I had to connect my laptop to the class projector for my Powerpoint, and I inadvertently shared my love of Gianna Michaels with all of my Psych class, I get really banxious."
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