Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.

Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.

by Luis V. February 17, 2004

Bongaloid

A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.

Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG

Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*

by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017

bongaloopers

A reference to something that occurs unexpectedly (i.e. "oops").

If someone accidentally knocked all of the sake bombs off the table, they could yell "Bongaloopers," and it would be all cool.

by RamShiv December 28, 2004

bungaloid

Small Hamster-like creatures that develope in the rectum of those that are unfortunate enough to consume a flarbish puffernuggle gourd. These hellish creatures feed on dingleberries so if you be sure to scrape the dingleberries off after each bowel movement they will starve within a week,and your rid of them.

#1:Jacob why do you keep flinching?
Jacob:A damn bungaloid keeps pulling my ass hair and it hurts like hell!

by Travis Raub January 22, 2009

Bongaloid

A Bongaloid is a dude that just simply cannot live without their Bong. A Bong in the morning and last thing at night, Bongaloid is the sacred keeper of the bong through dark and light...

A person, perhaps Mr Bongaloid of Beanstead, who comes from a middle class background, living their life as a big time agoraphobic stoner..

by Choco-caramel-slices March 14, 2011

Bongoloid

Another name to call a black person.

Stems from the combination of bongos and the suffix of negroid.

Three bongoloids were recently acquitted from shooting ten people because the judge believed that police brutality was used during their arrests.

by Unemployus Africanus October 7, 2013

bongoloid

When you're too high and can hardly move, you're a bongoloid.

Fuck man, I'm a bongoloid...

by chungusfuckhead March 17, 2019