Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonerized

an adverb. The state of being erect.

When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.

by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

bonerfied

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.

Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.

by LiVo June 5, 2005

boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip

"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"

by TrippleZero May 9, 2005

bonerizer

Something girls use to give guys boners.

shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

by NuclearTestFacility May 26, 2010

Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonetime

the time of day when you get to have sex

the best kind of time

Girl: What are you doing when you get home?

Guy: BONETIME!!

Girl: That sounds like fun

by SWseamen March 2, 2008