Bonerfide

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerfied

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Bonerfingers

The act of performing "spirit fingers" in front of your crotch while exclaiming "BONER FINGAHS!" can be used as a method of saying hello, or describing something as awesome.

Person a: oh bonerfingers.
Person b: whats up man.

example 2-

person a: man last night was serious bonerfingers

person b: yeah it was the best party ever

by B Shady October 19, 2008

tropical bonerfish

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.

The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.

by somethinglike-fire.tumblr.com August 13, 2012

bonerbiter

A complete tool who enjoys biting dudes boners

"Dude that kid Dom is such a bonerbiter, he broke my blacklight."

by charlie brooks July 5, 2007