bojo

A situation in which you would be better off jerking off, or #bojo.

I was going to vote for Donald Trump for President, but.... #bojo.

by wabisabi October 7, 2016

Bojo

Simple term for an idiot, moron, simple headed etc..

Originating from the famous Donald trump.

He couldn't even change the car tyre, what an utter bojo!

by Ariarose04 December 31, 2020

Bojo

A Bojo is a bicycle, specifially a public-access bicycle, sponsored by Barclays Bank in London. It is mainly blue, and has inadequate panniers. In December 2010, Bojos became available for casual use.
They take their name from BOris JOhnson, Mayor of London when they were introduced, and an advocate of cycling generally.
NB The Mayor of London is emphatically not the Lord Mayor of the City of London.

There's a bojo rack round the back of the Bank of England.
You didn't see many bojos in summer - but now they're everywhere!

by railtracksurvivor December 4, 2010

BoJo

BoJo (it) - to start something with great enthusiasm while totally unprepared, without any knowledge of a problem or willingness to learn and ultimately failing in a grand manner.

Dick bojoed it and didn't deliver.

by jojobojo October 25, 2019

BoJo

The nickname given to the nitwit currently running Great Britain, otherwise known as Boris Johnson.

BoJo's gone and done something stupid again, hasn't he?

by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022

bojo

Slang term applied to students at Bob Jones University, an ultra-Christian-conservative college located in Greenville, South Carolina, USA.

I saw a BoJo buying porn at the Lake Forest Quick Stop!

by GrittyKitty December 11, 2006

bojo

a small blonde human being or fetus.Derived from Boris and Joseph. Usually a bojo is quite chunky and models for photo studios in cottage country.

Hey I hear you are having a bojo! Congrats.

by erin November 30, 2004