borken

when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly

my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken

by mani 4 December 12, 2018

bokken

A bokken is a katana made out of wood. It was used to train samurai in feudal Japan, and is now used in training for various other sword arts. Also known as a bokuto.

The swordsman handed the young lad his bokken, and training began.

by Slavakion June 24, 2004

Bokken

A bokken is a wooden sword usually used for sword training. When a student begins to work with a sword, he learns basic maneuvers with a bokken. However, the bokken can also be used as an effective weapon since it is made of strong, heavy wood. In fact, many Ninja preferred to use the bokken on a mission than a regular sword.

The reasons for this are that a bokken is lighter and easier to carry, there is no risk of cutting oneself, bokken are very easy to camouflage since they can be stained or painted, and, when using proper techniques, a bokken can easily break bones and damage internal organs.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 17, 2011

Bokken

Noun:
A bokken is a wooden sword of about the same weight as a katana (Japanese Sword). It was used in feudal Japan to train the Samurai. It is still in use nowadays, used in Kendo (and it's subsiduarys) for training alone.

Pronounced "Bo'ken" where the ' denotes a pause.

He took up his bokken and wandered into the mountains to train.

by Joseph Rothwell October 29, 2007

Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.

Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself

by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021

borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

Bonkenhi

The above definition is a lie. Trust me.

Person 1: Who's Bonkenhi?
Person 2: Idk, some liar.

by urban care July 2, 2008