blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

du bist ein arschloch

A way to say that someone is an asshole without them knowing what the hell you said.

*gets killed by someone in cod* "WOOOH! BOOM HEADSHOT!" "Du bist ein arschloch"

by PrinceRyt February 26, 2015

bistitchual

The ability to stitch in two artforms or crafts.

Alena is bistitchual; she can both knit and crochet.

Penelope is not bistitchual; she only knits.

by Buters March 14, 2011

boastagram

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

Boisted

Getting wasted wirh your boys.. on a saturday morning

We getting straight BOISTED on a saturday morning. LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

by bitch impasta July 18, 2020

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

baisti complete

"Baisti complete" means someone just got disrespected or insulted.

"Beizzati karna" is Urdu/Hindi for disrespecting or insulting someone.

Instead of saying "bay-iz-zat-i" folks just say "beizti" or "baisti."

Not to be confused with "basti" which refers to (informal, urban) settlements.

A: Yo dawg, basti complete!

B: Basti means 'hood, you idiot.

BAISTI COMPLETE.

by nomes September 18, 2012