noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

Get in the boat

Last thing a villager hears before a Scandinavian man kidnaps them

PewDiePie: Hey man that's a nice village you got there
Villager:Hmm
PewDiePie: GET IN THE BOAT!!

by PP101 August 13, 2019

Boat mechanic

Cocaine dealer.

Bob the boat mechanic sold me coke.

by Bobtheboatmechanic February 8, 2017

yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

by passsnap April 25, 2017

burn the boats

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”

by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".

"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"

by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

Tennessee Boat Launch

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019