Jobsworth

Someone who's jobs is low ranking and unimportant often a job that the general public dislike, but takes the job overly seriously.

Example: The train guard was a complete jobsworth he checked tickets after every stop

by Thatpersonfromthetrain September 29, 2018

Jobsworth

Someone serious in authority who lives by the rulebook to feel like a big man. They might have been bullied at school or have pill dick.

Some shithouse gave me an £80 fine for pissing in the street. "You'll never take me alive copper". Fucking jobsworth.

by Marc Noble July 19, 2007

Jobsworth

Jobsworth's have evolved from the formerly limited scope of their disorder. Often a low-ranking member of staff, a jobsworth will follow procedure and dictat to the letter, believing their responsibility to be all-encompassing and of potentially international importance. This only refers to cases where that instruction has come from their line manager; any other request will be met with a dismissive 'not in my job description' or will require confirmation, in writing, before it can be done. A jobsworth always seeks to cover his/her own arse and as such will record and minute every request or job done, and will always have a trail of evidence for the most menial to the most important of tasks, though responsibility will never lead back to them.

Jobsworth behaviour can also maniest itself in someone more senior who anally keeps to script on every task and project, often based around analysis and control of other people's work Risk Management, Issue Analysis for example), and who uses the phrase "As we have discussed" and "Further to our conversation yesterday, you agreed...", copying in their and your manager 'for reference' when in reality it's to cover their back should anything go wrong, thus meaning they will not take any responsibility and you'll be left looking like a mug.

"If you follow the email trail below, you will note that I asked my colleague to complete the letter by Thursday, and to send it on that day. You will also note that I followed up this email on the Friday with a further mail, and although there was an email to me on the Friday afternoon stating that the letter would not be ready, I had left the office to go to cake-making and French-embroidery class, so did not receive it in good time. It was in any case not my responisbility as you will have seen from the email trail."

"The frigging jobsworth totally stitched me up. He pulled up some long email trail but didn't even mention that I'd told the jobbo twat on Thursday I wouldn't be able to finish it in time because of the accident with the lawnmower"

by Oli CC February 3, 2009

Bosworth Academy

Its a shitty school in the middle of buttfuck no where full off wannabe bredrins and chavs who think there hardcase and say ‘cah’ and ‘styll’

1st lad “Yo, what school you moving to?”

2nd lad “Bosworth Academy”
1st lad “ nahhhh that schools so bad mannn”

by Some year 8 lol May 28, 2018

Jobsworth

That prick who sticks to the rules of his job no matter what

That jobsworth wouldn’t let me on the bus because I forgot my oyster

by UtterWAnkstain0161 July 9, 2018

Bosworth Academy

A shit school in the middle of fucking nowhere that loves to put students in detention and have noncey teachers who stare at the kiddies changing in PE.

First guy: yo g where you moving
Second guy: Bosworth Academy
First guy: Fuck me that’s a shit school

by Bobstain404 March 28, 2019

budsworth

A scrub, a novice, a noob. Tod is referred to as budsworth. Songs are also mad up with this pseudonym. ==Apple pies, cheese fries, cream sodas BUDSWORTH!== to the tune of "we fly high" (BALLIN).
Budsworth can mean anything that sucks or is complete bogus. it is also just fun to yell out at random parts of the day.

Dude look at that kid trying to play basketball, hes so Budsworth.
Your car, your mom, they both suck, BUDSWORTH!
Hey man, the math test today was so Budsworth, we had no time to finish,

by Philbo12345 April 16, 2007