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Cuban Boat Ride

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'

John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009
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free boat rides

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019
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Underground Boat Ride

She was a real dirty girl. She wanted me to give her an underground boat ride
by Cinderblock September 21, 2014
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Glass Bottom Boat Ride

A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.
by Kodiak June 15, 2003
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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
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Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020
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glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
by 475tet September 1, 2010
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