Blanchsexual

A blanchsexual is a human being, who identifies himself sexually attracted to Cate Blanchett. It could be sexual or platonic but it is romanticly, most of the time. Blanchsexual is a part of the LGBT+ community.

A lot of fan girls consider themselves as Blanchsexual. It is actually a thing, just go on Instagram or Twitter.

by OfficialBlanchsexual August 1, 2019

Emjay Blanchette

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison

Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much

by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

cate blanchett

a incredibly talented actress that is only for the girls and the gays.

straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”

by Catebanchettismother July 30, 2022

Blanche

Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.

She's so Blanche.

What a Blanche!

Should be more Blanche's in the world.

by girwhohasswag November 12, 2011

Farte Blanche

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005

Blanche Devereaux

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.

Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Blinch

The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.

“The Blinch stole my catalytic converter”
“Who’s the Blinch?”
“Have you ever seen the Grinch..the Green Blinch stole Christmas? They’re the same species just different colors.”

by Swampgod September 15, 2023