blurbicle

A very short piece of writing that combines PR-worthy factoids with some real journalistic ability. Usually runs less than 250 words.

O magazine has one or two articles, the rest are blurbicles.

by Jareau August 26, 2009

Jacob Burbidge

The coolest guy.

Jacob Burbidge is cool

by Haoyu's gospel May 16, 2022

Burbage

Bullshit and garbage.

Miss me with the burbage.

by The Mail-man March 31, 2009

Burbage

Ordering exactly the right amount of food for a group of people in a restaurant/takeaway to satisfy everyone's hunger. i.e. all the food on the table is eaten up and no-one is hungry

We had a burbage last night with the food we ordered from the Indian

by Nick KM May 20, 2004

burbidge

Someone who gives their own opinions yet is disgusted by someone else giving their own opinions

Shannon: I hate vampire diaries.

Jack: First of all it’s The Vampire Diaries and second of all your opinion is invalid due to me not knowing what the hell you’re saying.

(That is a burbidge)

by Lanky Scotsman May 19, 2018

blurbing

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying

friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass

by rileyblanchard November 2, 2019

blurbing

when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide

all me and my hoimes love blurbing

by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022