blump

recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
by baggs November 25, 2004
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Blump

When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day
God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?
by chortles November 13, 2017
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Blump

Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early
“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump
by Violetsrnotblue August 22, 2023
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The fat spouse of a physically fit person.
Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
by karlota August 06, 2014
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Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
by J L M R March 22, 2008
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Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.
It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.
by momomoniker September 15, 2020
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Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum
I've got the blumps!
by mathclass08-09 November 19, 2008
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