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Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.
Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.
by Pat Blake December 20, 2008
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blumpken

my girl was givin me a blumpken on the shitter last night
by Buesher2 December 20, 2016
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blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.
Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.
by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004
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Blushcake

A slang term referring to the female reproductive organs.
"Joey put his face in Suzie's blushcake for almost half an hour."
by Connor9205 January 23, 2009
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blumpcident

While getting a blowjob, you lose all control of yourself and accidentally shit your pants. If you are on a toilet, it is not a true blumpcident.
Dude, last night I was getting some head and I had a blumpcident.
by fvza4 November 10, 2009
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blumpkee

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump
I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!
by Turdee November 11, 2004
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bumcake

a cake with a persons buttocks in it
you bumcake eater
by yo man March 19, 2004
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