Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.

Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.

by Pat Blake December 20, 2008

blumpken

while gettin head on the toilet taking a shit

my girl was givin me a blumpken on the shitter last night

by Buesher2 December 20, 2016

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004

Blushcake

A slang term referring to the female reproductive organs.

"Joey put his face in Suzie's blushcake for almost half an hour."

by Connor9205 January 23, 2009

blumpcident

While getting a blowjob, you lose all control of yourself and accidentally shit your pants. If you are on a toilet, it is not a true blumpcident.

Dude, last night I was getting some head and I had a blumpcident.

by fvza4 November 10, 2009

blumpkee

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump

I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!

by Turdee November 11, 2004

bumcake

a cake with a persons buttocks in it

you bumcake eater

by yo man March 19, 2004