blumkin

getting a blowjob whilst taking a stinky Shit.

Anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.

by vanhorn April 13, 2007

blumkin

Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet

She gave me a blumkin

by Bigboy Jon May 10, 2008

blumkin

taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock

Me and Susie blumkinated last night.

by Chashkey January 7, 2009

blumkin

To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.

While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"

by Vlad the Blumkinator September 14, 2010

blumkin

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

by nickqz October 11, 2009

blumkin

getting a blojob as your taking a shit

my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin

by Tatanga February 14, 2008

blumkin

Not only is it getting head while taking a dump but you have to actually splash water on her (or his) chin while receiving the blowjob

After she gave me a blumkin she didn't only have to wipe her mouth, she had to wipe her chin.

by Hobojoe75 December 22, 2008