Definitions by nickqz

blumkin 

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

blumkin by nickqz October 11, 2009

massive

cool, awesome; as defined by Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report

Skater: "Dude I just did a 360 heelflip... blindfolded!!"

Skater #2: "Woah man, that's massive!"

massive by nickqz October 11, 2009

WIN 

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'

Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"

WIN by nickqz October 11, 2009