bumass

something or someone that resembles something bumlike

yo that shirt is mad bumass. I bet he found that shit in a dumpster

by banglasoup January 19, 2011

Bumass

A person who is ignorant, hard headed, idiotic or stupid. This person is likely not going to listen to your advices.

Person 1: Aye imma go for her...
Person 2: The fuck nigga. That motherfucker hella ugly.
Person 1: She got ass tho... imma just cover her face while I skeet my dick in that fine ass.
Person 2: Nigga you a bumass.

by Wavepapi69 May 17, 2019

Bumass

A man who is both a bum and an ass, often referred to someone who often tries unsuccessfully to get pussy. Pronounced Bum ass or not bum arse.

"Yo Ankith keeps flirting with Megan."
"Ignore him he's just being a bumass!"

by Megan Ray <3 August 12, 2018

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

bumaskeet

a bum ass nigga or bitch that wears ragady clothes

dat nigga phillip is a got dam fat black bumaskeet!!

by datboiboibeef June 10, 2009

blumage

blumage (BLOO-muhj)

Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.

Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.

by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009

Blumsious

A fat juicy immaculate buttocks lol

Naj has a blumsious booty. I wish I had one.

by Baniaz December 7, 2020