painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
by ohithinktheylikeme November 03, 2005
A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 20, 2006
When you haven't had sexual Intercourse in a good amount of weeks or months.
Bob: Dude I got blueballs because my girlfriend broke up with me
John: Yo that's crazy but I don't care
John: Yo that's crazy but I don't care
by Jnoh Smith May 14, 2021
All tease and no please. Your balls ache like semi ran them over after hours of having an erection without an orgasm.
We've been fooling around all night and I came on UD to make sure I had blueballs. Ahh! Thay ache like a mofo
by ScandoMan May 16, 2009
by banter ficker June 21, 2016
"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."
by 2Old4This July 26, 2004
A painfull feeling to your testicals (also called balls). Your balls turn blue. This can be caused by dry humping.
by Ble February 14, 2006