by 1337guy September 22, 2003

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.
If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.
James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.
by _Marv_ April 25, 2016

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.
by Chris February 2, 2003

by Irate Worker again August 2, 2006

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.
1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."
2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
by Corvidae January 23, 2004

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021
