Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Brazilian Blowdart

When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face

That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Shooting Blowstar

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.

Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.

by DougDemuro February 20, 2019

Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.

In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.

by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009

Blowhard in Chief

Another popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Now that Carl Bernstein has truly put Trumpworld into perspective, we can all see that the Blowhard in Chief really is!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

blowtreat

The new alternative to a blowjob. No one like to hear about a job and no one likes to work. But everyone loves treats!! What person wouldn't want to participate in a blowtreat!!

Last night my husband wanted oral sex...I gave him the best blowtreat ever and got a prize at the end!!

by Rev Pickle July 18, 2010

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

by frkphl September 29, 2011