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blownt

refers to a woman who is now unattractive, with a slight hint of attractiveness from when she was younger/not-on-crack/prettier, etc...
Look at that cracked-out, ho-bag bitch, she's blownt!
by none of your damn business November 17, 2003
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Blownytail

A hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. This hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.

The name, "blownytail," is a reference to two things:

A.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.

B.) a sexual act, the blowjob, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.

The degree of the effect described in "B" increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of blowjobs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
"Karen gave a very informative presentation, but I couldn't pay attention because I kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. It might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting."
by Blownytail January 28, 2012
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Blownut

A suckable donut, usually in a lollipop form.
Bill: "Hey Jeff, pass me a blownut!"
Jeff: "I'll blow your blownut!"
by Nathan Ost March 5, 2009
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blondtardo

a blondie so dumb she reminds of a retarded person
a blondtardo was asked what to do if four cars arrive exactly at the same time at an intersection with four stop signs. she said 'one driver steps out of the car and directs the traffic'
by raspberrydressing747 April 25, 2011
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Drunkin Blownuts

Another name for Dunkin' Donuts when you are drunk or hungover.
"Hey man, lets go to Drunkin Blownuts because I'm hungover and will probably puke after a doughnut."
by IYAMTHEMAN September 1, 2016
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blownuts

"My car exploded."
"Blownuts."
by Ryan Dawson January 3, 2005
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blownuts

to blow rums ruts....or rums rat platters...
HAHAHAHAHAHA...Blownuts!!!
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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