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blowsie

In short, the word blowsie is an abbreviation for the word blowjob, but its context is completely different. The word blowjob is an obvious referral to oral sex, whereas blowsie would not be used in this theatre. To receive a blowsie is to be praised, to give a blowsie is to suck up.

In real life scenarios blowsies can be given to and received by family members, clergymen, animals and friends of the same sex. Blowjobs should not be given to or received from any of the aforementioned parties.

The term was first coined in the streets of East Lansing, MI, when a group of college students at Michigan State University were referring to the fallacious style of respect given to them by underclassmen.
"The bitch gave me a blowjob and after I came she gave me a blowsie about how big my dick was."

"Chris K. is well known for giving blowsies at parties."
by Mangelo July 16, 2008
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Blowcaine

Slang term for cocaine. Also the name of the Jake&Jackie Show fan forum.
Dope Fiend #1:"Dude I got some poppers and amyl nitrate and some nose candy. Wanna get fucked up?"
Dope Fiend #2:"What the fuck is 'nose candy'? If you mean blowcaine then lets go just leave those poppers and amyl nitrate outta the mix."
by Chairman Of The Bored July 29, 2008
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To be blooshing is to be as horny as can be. More than just crazy horny, more like awesomely greatly horny.
Chief: Orange Bra!!!
Me: I AM SO BLOOSHING
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Blowshkin

A sexual move that when a male is driving a car, while getting a blow job from his female partner.
Hey man I just took Victoria on a ride and got a blowshkin!
by I like girls19 March 20, 2010
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blowshimselfupdude

An act of retreat; to run to fans or friends for help after privately having a conversation with another individual whom no one else needs to be involved with
"Eric pulled a blowshimselfupdude after the marijuana discussion"
by redmaroon1 August 19, 2009
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Blowshkee

A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.
Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.
by jayboy88 January 16, 2011
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Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.
I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.
by jayboy88 January 16, 2011
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