Blotto 

In a hospital, a patient who was admitted for extreme alcohol intoxication. Jokingly stands for “Basal Loss Of True Thought & Observation.”

Nurse 1: What’s with your new admission?
Nurse 2: She has acute Basal Loss Of True Thought & Observation.
Nurse 1: Ah, BLOTTO.

Blotto by dsjjfg November 23, 2023

blotto box 

Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.

blotto box by Bitwise December 14, 2008

blotto correct 

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.

I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.

blotto correct by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

blotto box 

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

blotto box by tom May 13, 2005

Blotto’d

hammered, wasted, blacked out drunk

Marko got butt blotto’d at a work dinner event on Grand Marnier and missed the 3rd period of a great Capitals game

Blotto’d by Jeromeskee May 28, 2018

Blotto Drunk

A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.

Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.

Blotto Drunk by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach

Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.

Blotto Drunk by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023