blotto box

Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.

by Bitwise December 14, 2008

blotto

nina megan liv's crew

oi oi here comes the blotto crew

by liv May 23, 2004

blotto correct

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.

I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

mega blotto

get smashed wankered off your nut ass fucked steaming pissed wrecked drunk tipsy off it

sanders got mega blotto last night.

by james wood/scott blad September 16, 2004

blotto box

a device that can supposebly disrupt aintire area code like the whole downtown chicago area

dont try to instal a blotto box because it would be a federal offense

by tom May 13, 2005

Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach

Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

Blotto

In a hospital, a patient who was admitted for extreme alcohol intoxication. Jokingly stands for “Basal Loss Of True Thought & Observation.”

Nurse 1: What’s with your new admission?
Nurse 2: She has acute Basal Loss Of True Thought & Observation.
Nurse 1: Ah, BLOTTO.

by dsjjfg November 23, 2023