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Bloomer

A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.
*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."
by _TigerKing_ April 10, 2020
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Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.
"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30
by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 15, 2019
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Bloomfield, NY

A town with two types of people. Rich people who claim to be poor even though they drive to school in a Porsche, and the people who are the most disgusting trailer trash you have ever wittiness. The town has approx. 2 roads and about 500 people. Somehow, there is a large population of juggalos in this town whos smell strongly pollutes the air.
An example of the school in Bloomfield, NY
you see that kid riding to school in the ferrari?
ya he was right next to the group of juggalos wearing wrangler jeans and an ICP shirts.
by aceace453 November 27, 2011
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orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.
"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"
by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005
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Orlando Bloom

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.
by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008
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Orlando Bloom

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
by DrDean April 27, 2009
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Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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