Blowtard

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.

Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.

by worow December 9, 2008

Blowtard

Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.

by tikk August 23, 2011

Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008

blowtard

A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
OR
Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.

"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard

by Kalanii August 19, 2006

blowtard

A Guy that or girl Sniffs Cocaine and acts retarded ,Or a Gay guy Or girl that is addicted to giving Blow jobs.

Chris Cocker sure is a hot Blowtard! Or that Blowtard sniffed up all our Cocaine .

by www.myspace.com/Blowtard1 February 13, 2008

blowtard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blowtard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 11, 2008

blogward

Contraction of blog award. An award that doesn't actually exist except in bandwidth.

This is an Emmy. Those are just blogwards.

by Robin Kelly April 29, 2008