brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

by brock boy September 27, 2013

blowtard

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.

Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Blockadier

One who participates in the construction of a blockade. Usually hunting in packs of around 4-10, blockadiers are out to wreak havok. Blockades are constructed by youths, often in an intoxicated state with the purpose of inconveniencing traffic. Materials used to build blockades vary, but often include wheely bins. Blockades are usually the full width of the street.

The pack of blockadiers built a blockade.

by G-Spot Mackeral January 6, 2011

Bleckard

Another word for an individual of African/African American heritage. Also used to describe a person who behaves in such a fashion. Can be used with either positive or negative connotations depending upon the context.

Gotta love that bleckard Dave Chappelle.

Quit being a bleckard and finish those TPS reports.

by wardy-san May 15, 2010

cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

Becktard

Becktard- A person that lacks common sense and education who believes that Glen Beck's thoughts and words are just below that of the holy gospel and they must belive and do as they are told. They have no problem with making him rich by purchasing his books and attending his lectures while they live off of hotdogs and beans.Like Jim Jones If Beck offered them kool-aid they would drink it quickly and smile. They waste their time listening to him on radio and watching his TV show followed by passing his words onto others not knowing that normal people laugh at them because of the stupitidy they show.

What a becktard.

by wolf1958 June 27, 2010