Blocklisting

A new politically correct term that replaces the "prejudice" of the word blacklisting. Used/will be used by push overs that think the word "black" should be stricken from the universe and don't want to offend black people no matter how much they butcher the English language.

Guy: I was blacklisted today by-

PC Liberal: RACIST! The correct term is blocklisting!

Guy: What's wrong with the word blacklisted?

PC Liberal: It offends our proud and noble African-American brethren and demeans them to the slaves they once were.

Guy: You're fucked.

by Kerekzy August 18, 2009

Brickitis

The disease of brick. A disease that lives and clings to people who are severely stupid. Also know as bricks. Most bricks cannot hear a dog whistle and will rob you of your gum to satisfy their gum addiction.

John- Can you hear that dog whistle?

Linda- What dog whistle?
John- I’m sorry but you got brickitis
Linda- Can I pls have some gum? I need it!

by RyguyRomes November 27, 2018

blockblister

this means pretty much the worst movie you've ever seen.

I can't believe I paid money to see that blockblister!

by thebug August 26, 2006

bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

by domivegas July 31, 2007

blockstick

1: An advertised product with no realistic purpose. 2: An asanine product/waste of resourses

"Your grandma is the biggest purchaser of blocksticks I have ever met"

"HSN is the largest supplier of blocksticks in the country!"

by Danny Jumpstart March 17, 2007

Bloomitis

Turns out this sick nasty disease surfaced sometime on October 15th 1985. This rare condition not only attacks alcohol dehydrogenase, it accounts for drinks that you imagined drinking. The symptoms are easy to identify. The afflicted host will act excessively drunk, try to leave parties on new year's eve to hang with chicks in a different town, get dry humped in jacuzzi bathtubs, get knob jobs from the heinous spawn of lucifer, and disappear to do work in the lavish lobby of your local Holiday Inn. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has provided 3 billion dollars to research this horrible affliction, but no cure is visible within the near future. Stephen Hawking proposed the Quantum Black Vortex of Drinking Theorem, which states that claiming to and not letting anyone see you drink 22 'biers' can induce the same level of alcoholic euphoria present after someone pounds 15 shots of Wolfschmidt in 12 minutes. Turns out that this disease is communicable and can survive in the air for excess of 15 months. Just this past Wednesday, Brian exhibited extreme symptoms after only 3 beers. He attained level 4 Bloomitis, just below level 5, which only occurs in one person, claiming to say that his tolerence is lower now, such that he can start feeling "it" after only 8 beers in 15 minutes. Basically, Chris and Alex get ridiculous after only a few drinks and claim they had about "18 nasty shots of Jaeger after the sweet 30 rack of IceHouse"

Daniel-"How many beers did you have Brian, that is, after I passed out in the mulch?"
Brian-"Shit man, I don't know. But Shrek 2 towels are pretty sick"
Ryan-"GNARLY brah. you like got intense as shit level 4 bloomitis. Sup Kapanen"
Alex-"Get the fuck outta here, Hermione. Just get with Ron"
Kyle-"Yeah, Bloomitis fucking parking garage tickets"
Michael-"I mean shit Fleur. Your loyalty to Bill is stronger than my Patronus"
Chris-"Come on man, close the door. Kim, don't get with me"

by Magic Tickle Michael Ice July 29, 2008

Bloomitis

Turns out this sick nasty disease surfaced sometime on October 15th 1985. This rare condition not only attacks alcohol dehydrogenase, it accounts for drinks that you imagined drinking. The symptoms are easy to identify. The afflicted host will act excessively drunk, try to leave parties on new year's eve to hang with chicks in a different town, get dry humped in jacuzzi bathtubs, get knob jobs from the heinous spawn of lucifer, and disappear to do work in the lavish lobby of your local Holiday Inn. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has provided 3 billion dollars to research this horrible affliction, but no cure is visible within the near future. Stephen Hawking proposed the Quantum Black Vortex of Drinking Theorem, which states that claiming to and not letting anyone see you drink 22 'biers' can induce the same level of alcoholic euphoria present after someone pounds 15 shots of Wolfschmidt in 12 minutes. Turns out that this disease is communicable and can survive in the air for excess of 15 months. Just this past Wednesday, Brian exhibited extreme symptoms after only 3 beers. He attained level 4 Bloomitis, just below level 5, which only occurs in one person, claiming to say that his tolerence is lower now, such that he can start feeling "it" after only 8 beers in 15 minutes. Basically, Chris and Alex get ridiculous after only a few drinks and claim they had about "18 nasty shots of Jaeger after the sweet 30 rack of IceHouse"

Daniel-"How many beers did you have Brian, that is, after I passed out in the mulch?"
Brian-"Shit man, I don't know. But Shrek 2 towels are pretty sick"
Ryan-"GNARLY brah. you like got intense as shit level 4 bloomitis. Sup Kapanen"
Alex-"Get the fuck outta here, Hermione. Just get with Ron"
Kyle-"Yeah, Bloomitis fucking parking garage tickets"
Michael-"I mean shit Fleur. Your loyalty to Bill is stronger than my Patronus"
Chris-"Come on man, close the door. Kim, don't get with me"

by Magic Tickle Michael Ice July 28, 2008