The Lorena Bobbit

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital

by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Lorena Bobbit

When a women cuts off a man's penis.

"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"

by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006

bobbit

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

blibbit

ten pounds of faeces (shit) in a five-pound bag. Origin: U.S. rural. Refers to anything filled to or beyond capacity.

He got a blibbit of trouble from his wife for coming home that late!

by Alan Sacks April 12, 2007

blibbit

A. 10 gallons of shit forced inside a five gallon bucket and sealed. Prone to exploding after being packed if jostled or poked.
B. Someone full of shit

Man I feel like a blibbit after eating all that food.

Be careful, of john he may seem smart but it's just his inner blibbet speaking.

by Pewter Niblet July 23, 2009

bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbith

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008