bloated

Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System

by Moe Dean March 17, 2004

BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Bloats

A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.

Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.

by Fry Crayola December 10, 2003

bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

Bloated

A ninety's slang for drunk that was used by guys who was grunge music fans.

I've spent the afternoon drinkingin my bedroom and watching mine old MTV Umplugged VHS, I don't think I'm gonna go to the bar tonite, I'm feeling so bloated...

by Henry Potta March 11, 2009

Bloated

When someone is acting like an air head.

WTF man you are just bloated.

That girl is bloated, everything she say is stupid.

by qwaisc October 14, 2009