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Definitions by Alpha79

1. A closet homosexual in denial who persecutes other homosexuals to try and diminish their own insecurity.

2. A fundamentalist religious freak with a low IQ that thinks homosexuals are evil.

3. Any idiot who is afraid of gay people for no logical reason.
Being a homophobe will get you nowhere in life.
homophobe by Alpha79 August 26, 2013

ebay troll

Someone with no life and nothing better to do than go on eBay and message sellers about things that are wrong with their listings.

These losers usually have no history of selling on eBay and have a relatively low feedback score.
ebay troll: The item you are selling is a fake and I suggest you edit your listing or I will report it to ebay.

ebay seller: Get a life, and have a good day.
ebay troll by Alpha79 February 3, 2013

Mercedes Benz 

A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Mercedes Benz by Alpha79 May 28, 2011

chick car 

Any car with 4 cylinders. The reason being, men typically favor power over economy.
Mazda Miata? Dude you just bought a chick car!
chick car by Alpha79 September 4, 2009

Philosophy 

The highest and most noble academic discipline one can study.

Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches:

1. Metaphysics: the study of ultimate reality
2. Epistemology: the study of knowledge
3. Ethics: the study of human actions and conduct
4. Aesthetics: the study of art and beauty
Once you study philosophy, science doesn't seem as interesting.
Philosophy by Alpha79 December 28, 2005
an event where drugs are consumed, usually alcohol, marijuana or cocaine
I picked up some tanqueray and blow...now we can start the party!
party by Alpha79 December 28, 2005