Blastykarp

One of the most delicious turtle species. You can fry, boil, or eat it raw.

Human 1: We have stuck in this jungle for 3 days and we can't find anything to eat...
Human 2: Hey dude, I found a turtle!
Human 1: I don't think that's edible.
Human 2: It's a Blastykarp.
Human 1: The fryer is ready, sir.

by Bakuretsu May 10, 2020

bloaster

When a person blows a toaster.

Jimmy: "I can't get all the crumbs out of my toaster..."

Paul: "dude, just bloaster"

by The brave little toaster February 1, 2014

Blasty-blast

to be epically fun and/or amazing in adventure quality

That party was a Blasty-blast!

by The doom Bringer June 10, 2009

Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.

"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"

by heartley99 April 30, 2010

Blasty McNasty

Any person having an extremely great time at a party or event would be known as having a Blasty McNasty.

A heightened sense of crunk.

I had a Blasty McNasty at the party last night.

My birthday was a Blasty McNasty.

by coffeesamuri February 2, 2010

Bloast

Beating someone up

MAn i can't let him hit me i,m gonna bloast him up

by Marcus June 5, 2004

blasty

a combination of the words "black" and "nasty"

I went to McDonalds and this nigga standing in front of me smelled blasty as hell.

by epiicisfail April 26, 2011