blastard

bastardization of the pronunciation of blue blooded bastards.

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"

by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008

blastard

police officers who harass you for no reason
blue uniforms + acting like a bastard = blastard

Anybody who does something to piss you off, especially people of authority. (police, bouncers, PO)

I can't believe this blastard gave me a speeding ticket

I know that blastard didn't just cut me off!

by cherie September 13, 2004

Blastard

Blastard: a black bastard

“This blastard can never do nothing right.”

by Tiinnkkaa April 2, 2019

Blastar

Penis, one that blasts out cum. Usually a large one.

That porn star has a big blastar

by John Becker February 27, 2008

Blastard'

To use Blastard means to insult someone beyond comprehension. To put it in simple terms, it insults how you were born, your parents, your life, your friends, your life choices, and just you as a person in general.

Boy 1: Lol you have no friends loser
Boy 2: You better watch it before you get blastard'
(Audience): OH SHIT HE BOUT TO BLASTARD THAT FOOL
Boy 1: Yo I'm sorry dude I didn't mean it
Boy 2: Its too late
(Audience): RIP my nigga

by Hunch0_o November 27, 2020

Blustar

How do I start? He uses a blue amogus character, and He's an admin of a server in a game called SCP Secret Laboratory. Right now, he's an addicted dude at playing SCP Containment Breach, but he rarely types, unlike before he was almost everywhere. I can't describe him, but I can say that he's a sussy baka because of his profile picture. Talk to him, and I promise he won't do anything strange. This dude is also average for now.

"Yo Blustar is a cool guy?"

"Wait you talked to him?"

"Lmao no he never shows up."

Blustar is a known member of a discord server and he likes at not typing to us.

by Zeorn May 26, 2022

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023