Blostod

The act of being beyond incredibly high due to the ingestion of large quantities of marijuana or other related substances.

Jack: Dude I am so blostod right now

Jimmy: Well of course we are the blostodos

by Thicc Mandingo April 18, 2019

McKenna Bristol

Girl who is extremely into cakes. Aspiring pastry chef. Will make millions one day, doing what she loves to do; Baking!

I want to be just like McKenna Bristol! She makes millions and all she has to do is bake cakes!

by !@##@ April 19, 2009

Blastoise

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Blistoris

A blistoris is the formation of a blister over another blister, similar to the clitoris in appearance. However it causes severe pain when stimulated (unlike a clitoris) and can form anywhere over the human body.

Roxxy- how was it with Jimbo last night??
Crystal- not good, he kept fingering my blistoris by mistake..
Roxxy- I dunno, he's always been a sadist.

by joshnalex4evs April 24, 2014

blistan

to randomly ask someone for a ridiculous favor.

I've got a blistan to ask...

by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015