blingvisible

This is when someone wears so much bling that the fabric of reality bends around the 'bling-age', making the person invisible to the naked eye.

"Homeboy put on his rolly then shazam, dude went blingvisible."

by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org April 29, 2005

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

blingitude

A dumb word that a bunch of pre-teens came up with on the K-Mart back-to-school commercial to describe their style. It combines the words "bling" and "attitude" thus:
blingitude

Warning: Do not let this become part of your everyday slang!

Out of style teacher: "Students, what's blingitude??"

Pre-teen who thinks she is cool: "It's my awesome style!! I think I am totally cool!!"

by Chronically0nline August 2, 2009

blingvisible

Not to be confused with "blinvisible" or "blimvisible", this is when a person of black culture has so much bling on their body that they actually create a localised disturbance in the quantum reality around them and become invisible to the naked eye. Hence "blingvisible".

"Damn shorty, you gone blingvisible on ma ass!"

by anselhelm April 28, 2005

blinguistics

A phrase originally created by G-Note of famed rap duo G-Note & Wooded Z.
The formal interpretation is as follows:
Blinguistics - The form of language used by the urban African American culture, now populated as Hip Hop's own 'slang'.

skrippa, shorty, beef, weave, henny

by jay February 26, 2005

blingification

The state of being blingified or having the ultimate level of bling for ones' personal touch.

I think I is quite the bomb. With my new ride and ice around my neck I have achieved the ultimate blingification.

by The Crunk Master Trio June 19, 2003

boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009