blig

Short or slang for bligger (which is a slang term for blue people, such as smurfs or Na'vi from the movie Avatar).
"Yo, what up with all these bligs?"
by 49ersfan89 November 24, 2009
mugGet the bligmug.

blig

a joint/blunt with more than a gram in it brought to light in Augusta GA
"aye you haven't smoked in a while here is a blig"
by tha psyc lord November 10, 2019
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BLIG

That blig look nice! Wonder if she gets hot unda all that hay?
by Wyeth October 3, 2009
mugGet the BLIGmug.

Tris-Blig

A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.

First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"

Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.

A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!

Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!

Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?

Alfred - ......
by Caffo January 27, 2011
mugGet the Tris-Bligmug.

Blig Bash

A Blig Bash is when someone unexpectedly hits you in the balls (testicles).
Vatchay: Hi Shant, what have you been up to?

Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!

Vatchay: hehehehe
by The Great Armenian June 24, 2010
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blig juice

Usually, the liquid excreted from the penile area.
Serouj spills blig juice on bitches face.
by jack mehauf pleaseee June 13, 2010
mugGet the blig juicemug.

Blig blah hala blah

Blig blah hala blah when you get wag to high and want to eat someone's ass like an ice cream sandwich if you find yourself feeling like your Blig blah hala blah then you should probably need some help I mean. Like eating someone's ass like an ice cream sandwich is kinda weird man
Individual "wanna smoke."
Other Individual "Sure."

15 minutes later
Other Individual "I feel Blig blah hala blah."
Individual "Oh shit Stat away from .e
mugGet the Blig blah hala blahmug.

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